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FAMILY
Alexandria Romilly Drake - Sister by marriage. I don't really know her, she seem elusive. I like her already.

Angel Jude Belrose - Cousin by marriage, Izzy's older brother. Hot but a bit of nothing. Attention seeking twat, really.

Atticus Aurelius Drake - My son through marriage. The most amazing kid ever. He's the best thing to come out of this whole ordeal. There isn't anything I wouldn't do for Atti. Harm a single hair and I'll hunt you down - if his father doesn't get to you first.

Beau Atlas Belrose - Cousin through marriage and Izzy's overly-affectionate younger brother. I've known him a lifetime so I can occasionally tolerate a hug.

Charlotte Aoibhe Puddifoot - Leo's older younger sister so another sister through marriage. Izzy's told me all about the troubles she's gone through. Sucks.

Desdemona Emilia Ann Lestrange - Irritating brat of a sister. Spoilt little attention seeking bitch.

Isabel Elara Rowle - My cousin by marriage. Twice. FFS. She's my best friend, my ride or die. Best bitch ever. Don't fuck with her or I swear on all that is magical you will live to regret it.

Jasper Adriel Drake - Brother by marriage. Bit of an idiot considering he's supposed to be a Healer. Always good to have another healer around, though, and now I've moved to Leo's he's only over the road.

Kalus Iago Lear Lestrange - Never to be trusted. The birth-giver's favourite spawn. If he so much as glances in Atti or Leo's direction again I will absolutely annihilate him.

Lilith Lenore Rowle - Fucking psycho cousin on a broom. Love watching her lose, though. Really makes my day.

Nikolas Valore Drake - Leo's youngest brother so my youngest brother through marriage. So fucking many of them and they're all disgustingly close. So long as they stay away from me, I'll get on just fine with them, but from what I hear, Niko is alike Beau - trying to hug anything that moves. If he tries that with me he will walk away with a broken nose.

Tristan Thaddeus Rowle - My piece of shit cousin. From an arsehole family with arsehole beliefs that I know he believes, too. He's married to my best friend and if he does anything to hurt her, he will live to regret it.

"FRIENDS"
Echo Arista Everwood - Toilet friend! She was desperate for the loo and full on barged in on me - broke the lock and everything! We had a good laugh about it after. She was great to hang with, although it made me feel old hanging out with someone so young and energetic. I'm only 32 but she made me feel 70.

Jaswyn Rose Totberry - Always there to tidy up my messes. Is there anyway she could clean up my personal life, too?

Raphael Caspian Hookum - Little lamb. Funny and cute and what a singing voice! He probably doesn't think much of me, though. Bahahaha! Aww, little lamb.

Tebassian Atlas Knox - The only person at work that I trust 100%. He's got my back and that's a rare feeling.

Tiberius Altair Wilder - So fucking hot. Saved my life once. I think. Pretty sure it was him. He could have just been in my room to check me out. Fairly certain I invited him into my bed. That offer still stands.

LOVE
Elijah Alexander Blackthorne - Too many thoughts, so little time and space. My first love. He'll always have a place in my heart and I will forever feel shit when I see him - which I guess is essentially 5 days a fucking week now. Fuck!

Leonardo Torian Drake - Whether he realises it or not - he has my heart. He infuriates me, pushes me to the very edge of my sanity, but I could never be without him in my life. This whole matching dragon shit has pushed us together so, of course, I have to withdraw as much as possible. He is my weakness. Dick.

ENEMIES
Christopher James Montague - He could be fun if he wasn't such an uptight little shit-monkey.

Finley Charles Avery - My cousin's friend. As if there could be anything even remotely good about him. Piece of shit, I'm sure. Fucking sexy, though. Infuriatingly so.

Jovian Amara Corrine Avery - Fin's wife. Unspeakable. Wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her.

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Desdemona Emilia Ann Lestrange - My best gal and favourite cousin. Love her to pieces.

Isabel Elara Rowle - Sister-in-law. I want nothing to do with her.

Kalus Iago Lear Lestrange - Most protective cousin if ever there was one. He's welcome at any of my matches any time he likes.

Leonardo Torian Drake - Helley's husband. Less than shit on a shoe to me.

Tristan Thaddeus Rowle - My brother married a filthy half-blood. We have enough gold to get the Minister to really reconsider the match, but he convinced mother and father to go along with it. Disgusting. They should have disowned him. He's tainting out family name.

Wilhelmina A. I. Lestrange - Disowned cousin. Enough said.

FRIENDS
Evan Aurelian Avery - Rivalry for the papers, friends behind the scenes. Although if he splits my skull open again, he'll be in the bad books.

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Alexandria Romilly Drake - Filthy half-blood messing up the pitches. Perhaps in my next match against the Canons, a stray bludger might find the back of her skull.

Echo Arista Everwood - What's with all these horrid half-bloods tainting this noble sport?! Fuck off, already!

Killian Abraxas Vaile - Bore. Very mediocre player, too. I expected more.

Nova Cleo Everwood-Wilder - Ugh, insufferable half-blood. We were at Hogwarts together, had a few lessons together, and she was always so obnoxious and self-involved. That's my thing, bitch.

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Lyra Marina Thorne - While we were at school together, we never really interacted, but since we've been colleagues she's become my closest friend.

Ozkar Monet Nott - A strange fellow with an odd energy about himself. I wouldn't want to be alone with him. He's quite awkward and I'm awkward enough on my own, thank you.

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Lyra Marina Thorne - Descendent of my son. One of the few I follow from time to time.

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Leonardo Torian Drake - He'll belong to me forever. Someday.

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Echo Arista Everwood - Beautiful friend of mine. I ride on her broom with her from time to time. She is an expert on the quidditch pitch and I will always be there to cheer her on and photograph her victories.

Leonardo Torian Drake - Decorates picture perfect Christmas tress, although could learn a little asymmetry and imperfection makes something all the more special.

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Evan Aurelian Avery - Fin's cousin. Cute and cheeky. Reminds me a little of Fin when he was that age, only my Finny-boo was much, much sexier.

Evander Avery - My second born little Prince. Light of my life. Cheeky, quick, handsome like his daddy.

Killian Avery - My sweet, first born little Prince. He's got his mother's intelligence, lucky boy.

Killian Abraxas Vaile - Fin's cousin, but a wretched family. Not worth thinking about.

Ozkar Monet Nott - My cousin. Honestly, he is such a pansy.

Raina Avery - My darling little Princess. She completed our beautiful family and our hearts.

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Lilith Lenore Rowle - Tristan's sister. We don't catch up often but she's fun to bitch with.

Tristan Thaddeus Rowle - My competition for Fin's affections. Although I do use him to babysit my husband when I need some 'me' time, so he's in the good column. For now.

LOVE
Finley Charles Avery - The love of my life. My king. Sex God. The sexiest man alive.

ENEMIES
Isabel Elara Rowle - Tristan's wife. Half-blood. Disgusting.

Wilhelmina A. I. Lestrange - Hot-headed auror. Disowned from her own family. I have little to do with her at work, thank Merlin.

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Echo Arista Everwood - My baby sister. I love her to pieces but I wish she would clean herself up more often. She's so pretty, she need to show herself off more.

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Alexandria Romilly Drake - My second best friend. I've known her since our Hogwarts days. She and Emmy have been beside me at the alter before and they'll be there again. The best gal pals you can rely on!

Emalina Autumn Knight - My sister from another mister! She's my darling and I'd be lost without her. Some friends are conniving bitches that cheat with your fiancé, but not his gal! She's pure, through and through, and the greatest friend I could ever ask for.

Jasper Adriel Drake - I must confess, I don't know him as well as I should. He seems a bit awkward and he's always talking to Emmy. He's Ria's older brother but he seems nice.

LOVE
Tiberius Altair Wilder - Love of my life! And it comes with Ty! Okay, so I may have liked Ty but not as much as his money, but he's grown on me so much since we started dating and now we're engaged! Do I love him? Of course! Is it a romantic kind of love? I don't know

ENEMIES
Evan Aurelian Avery - Piece of poop. Sneaky Slytherin in school and a dirty quidditch player - as in he plays dirty, not that he is dirty. He actually dresses very well and is kind of cute. Shame he's awful to my sister on the quidditch pitch.

Lilith Lenore Rowle - Ugh. Tramp I've known since school that's another Quidditch player. Not. A. Fan.

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Angel Jude Belrose - Love my eldest cousin to the moon and back but seriously AJ, cool it, leave some spotlight for the real stars *hair swish*

Beau Atlas Belrose - How is he related to AJ? He's happy to blend into the background and always there with a hug whether you need it or not.

Charlotte Aoibhe Puddifoot - My sanity! I've relied on my big sis so much over the years and now it's my turn to be there for her. This year has been shit but I'll always have her back, and Val better watch his because he's gonna get his cock lopped off real fucking soon.

Isabel Elara Rowle - Cousin! So much fun to hang out with, despite the age gap she's pretty cool for an older chick!

Jasper Adriel Drake - Big brother. Love him to pieces. Always goo to talk to if I'm feeling down about something. He makes me laugh a lot.

Leonardo Torian Drake - Overprotective and annoying biggest brother. I know he means well but sometimes it's just too much. He means the world to me but come one, let me have fun!

Nikolas Valore Drake - My baby bro! Aww, I love his gorgeous face to pieces! I've had a few friends ask if I mind if they make a move. Ha! As if I'm letting those skanks near my bubby-Niko! I know where their bits have been and they're not getting near Nik!

Tristan Thaddeus Rowle - Cousin-in-law! He seems really nice and he makes Izzy happy!

Wilhelmina A. I. Lestrange - Sister-in-law! Not that I know her much, but she's floated around Izzy for-ev-er.

FRIENDS
Echo Arista Everwood - Nova's little sister and fellow quidditch rival! She's fun to be around and she's friendly off the pitch, so she's cool!

Emalina Autumn Knight - Great friend, one of my best friends. I love her to pieces! Though if she gets any closer to Jaspy I may have to start calling her sister!

Killian Abraxas Vaile - Fun rivalry, good looking guy. What more is there to say?

Nova Cleo Everwood-Wilder - Fun and lively great friend! We feed off each others energies and sometimes that's not a good thing, but it's great for a night out!

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ENEMIES
Evan Aurelian Avery - Ugh. I'd snog him if he wasn't such a prick. At least he's a good quidditch rival. He does make the game more challenging. We were in school together. He was a dick back then and he's a dick now

Lilith Lenore Rowle - Bitch witch on a stick. Dirty player, although I can't prove anything, but I know she cheats. Somehow. Known her since school and I wish I didn't have to see her through work.

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Christopher James Montague - I'd be lost in this world if it wasn't for Kit. He's helped me through some of the toughest times of my life. He's always there for me whenever I need him and I'll always be there for him, too.

Jasper Adriel Drake - So funny and great to be around. Though we do have one topic of conversation that is off limits, for obvious reasons.

Killian Abraxas Vaile - Cute and funny. Good snogger but not boyfriend material.

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Leonardo Torian Drake - Evil man. Zero regards for people's feelings. Can't handle raw emotions, like when his girlfriend's brother dies and so he just dumps her. *ahem*

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Lucy Noelle Weasley - My sister Love her so much, I'd do just about anything for her. She's incredible.

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Nikolas Valore Drake - We were quite friendly in school, although not until after he'd told me he fancied me but we're so not compatible in that way. Thankfully he got over that little crush and now he's a really great friend and so much fun to be around!

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Kalus Iago Lear Lestrange - Such a wand in the mud at times but I love him and I know he loves me. He's overly protective but what big brother isn't?

Leonardo Torian Drake - Brother-in-law through force. The ministry matched him to Smelley and daddy didn't see fit to intervene? Ridiculous. She may not be family any more but she's still a Lestrange. She didn't even have the decency to take his name and leave us legitimate Lestranges be.

Lilith Lenore Rowle - Baddest bitch to the end. Love this witch. My favourite cousin. We've been close our entire lives, nothing an come between us. Except, perhaps, a hot guy.

Tristan Thaddeus Rowle - Used to be my favourite cousin until he married that half-blooded bimbo. Well second favourite cousin. He's good for the potions. Still a fun cousin to have but it's a shame about the half-blood.

Wilhelmina A. I. Lestrange - Smelley Helley. Disrespectful disgrace to the family. The black sheep that's been burnt from the family tree. I use the term 'sister' in the loosest way possible. We share the same parents and nothing more.

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Evan Aurelian Avery - Friend with a very enjoyable benefits.

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Alexandria Romilly Drake - My baby sister and absolute firecracker! She keeps me on my toes. She keeps us all on our toes! She's so fun and lively and the kids are crazy for her!

Angel Jude Belrose - I have so much time for AJ and his stories. He's such a vivid and exuberant storyteller that I get so sucked in. His adventures are amazing and a little part of me is jealous, but I could never do what he does. He's a wonder.

Beau Atlas Belrose - Oh my sweet darling. He's so incredibly precious. I love his hugs and he's such an amazing influence on my babies and I know he'll continue to be an absolute superstar.

Isabel Elara Rowle - My beautiful cousin! She's more like a sister than anything else. We were in Hufflepuff together and only a year apart so we're incredibly close. She's the greatest auntie Izzy my kids could ever have and we all love and adore her. She's a real diamond.

Jasper Adriel Drake - My goofy, cheerful brother. He always knows how to pick up my mood and he's so incredibly amazing with the girls. They adore their uncle Jassy.

Leonardo Torian Drake - Leo's my saviour. He's always been there for me and I'll always be there for him. Of all my siblings he's the one I'm closest to. When my marriage broke down he was the one whose shoulder I cried on. When he lost Lola and Atti was born I was his shoulder to cry on. We'll always be there for one another. I love him so, so much.

Nikolas Valore Drake - My sweet little Niko. He was like my first baby, really, I mothered all my siblings but none more so than Niko. He was a darling. I still mother him, I like to make sure he's looking after himself because I know if I don't he'll forget to eat. He's the best uncle imaginable - probably because he's got the same mental age as my kids.

Tristan Thaddeus Rowle - Izzy's new husband. He seems so lovely and she seems so incredibly happy. Such a good match there. I really hope they carry on like this and he's everything she's ever dreamed of in a partner. She deserves every happiness under the sun. I adore her and want everything for her.

Wilhelmina A. I. Lestrange - My new sister (in-law) but I've known her for what feels like forever. I hope she and Leo can make a good go of this marriage they've been forced into. They both need to remember it's not just them, there's a child involved, too. I can't imagine it being in their situation but it's certainly my biggest nightmare these days. I hope Leo realises how lucky he has it. Of all the people he could have been matched with ... well, it's not worth thinking about. He's lucky. I'll leave it there.

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